Quote #6557
Usenet is like Tetris for people who still know how to read.
Quote #6457
It is an old maxim of mine that when you have excluded the impossible,...
Quote #17085
If you can’t be funny, be interesting.
Quote #18885
There was a definite process by which one made people into friends, and it...
Quote #2065
Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
Quote #12403
I respect only those who resist me, but I cannot tolerate them.
Quote #11635
‘Where shall I begin, please your Majesty’ he asked. ‘Begin at the beginning,’ the...
Quote #864
There are very few people who are not ashamed of having been in love...
Quote #20607
The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until...
Quote #20802
Conceal a flaw, and the world will imagine the worst.