Quote #13457
More important than talent, strength, or knowledge is the ability to laugh at yourself...
Quote #15216
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs at you.
Quote #9764
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
Quote #20578
Civilization is the art of living in towns of such size the everyone does...
Quote #13656
To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...
Quote #4953
We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others...
Quote #14697
I keep my eyes clear and I hit ‘em where they ain’t.
Quote #6133
Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has...
Quote #9936
Contemplate thy powers, contemplate thy wants and thy connections so shalt thou discover the...
Quote #5507
Better be wise by the misfortunes of others than by your own.