Quote #3997
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Quote #13555
Religions must continue to evolve to keep up with changing times, because only fittest...
Quote #4710
The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from...
Quote #18919
I think we’re losing our sense of humor instead of being able to relax...
Quote #7467
A good laugh is sunshine in a house.
Quote #6502
It’s good to shut up sometimes.
Quote #4038
Man has his will – but woman has her way.
Quote #21127
Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Quote #6613
Rusty Shane, you’ve got three pairs. You can’t have six cards You can’t have...
Quote #13935
Do you love me because I’m beautiful, or am I am beautiful because you...