Quote #3415
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #1563
No opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are...
Quote #7686
Virtue is not the absense of vices or the avoidance of moral dangers virtue...
Quote #8561
He who has injured thee was stronger or weaker than thee. If weaker, spare...
Quote #14128
Those who complain most are most to be complained of.
Quote #12926
Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, Not because they never found it,...
Quote #2523
Somehow he Tim gets thoughtful sitting by himself so much, and thinks the strangest...
Quote #513
For everything you have missed, you have gained something else and for everything you...
Quote #15825
Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you...
Quote #3429
So live that you wouldn’t be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the...