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Riches cover a multitude of woes.
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I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
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On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
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The gun lobby finds waiting periods inconvenient. You have only to ask my husband...
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This was a great year for preventive worrying. Seldom in recent history have so...
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An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure...
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If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he...
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The soul that is within me no man can degrade.