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A horse a horse my kingdom for a horse
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No really great man ever thought himself so.
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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
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Talking and eloquence are not the same to speak and to speak well are...
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Well begun is half done.
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I am here and you will know that I am the best and will...
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Humor is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought it is a serious and...
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A man who won’t die for something is not fit to live.
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The reflections on a day well spent furnish us with joys more pleasing than...