Quote #13535
You can pretend to be serious you can’t pretend to be witty.
Quote #9187
If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.
Quote #16409
Know the right moment.
Quote #17980
One hopes to achieve the zero option, but in the absence of that we...
Quote #3927
Creditors have better memories than debtors.
Quote #868
It is with true love as it is with ghosts everyone talks about it,...
Quote #21786
Manners maketh man.
Quote #17059
No business which depends for its existence on paying less than living wages to...
Quote #20419
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
Quote #4896
I just wrap my arms around the whole backfield and peel ‘em one by...