Quote #6221
Does our ferocity not derive from the fact that our instincts are all too...
Quote #6056
People can have the Model T in any colour–so long as it’s black.
Quote #11025
In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
Quote #19314
Procrastination is the thief of time.
Quote #2910
Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
Quote #14759
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start...
Quote #1167
I can tell you, honest friend, what to believe believe life it teaches better...
Quote #4715
I will not criticize another until I have walked a mile in his mocassins.
Quote #7781
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
Quote #1908
Religion, whatever it is, is a man’s total reaction upon life.