Quote #11154
The next best thing to being witty one’s self, is to be able to...
Quote #11046
Religion is excellent stuff for keeping the common people quiet.
Quote #8877
The path of precept is long, that of example short and effectual.
Quote #12266
I said I didn’t want to run for president. I didn’t ask you to...
Quote #8916
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
Quote #10707
The toughest thing about success is that you’ve got to keep on being a...
Quote #12178
I love criticism just so long as it’s unqualified praise.
Quote #10878
Whether he admits it or not, a man has been brought up to look...
Quote #8607
Nothing costs so much as what is bought by prayers.
Quote #20740
On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...