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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
Cherrie Moraga

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When you are not physically starving, you have the luxury to realize psychic and...
Garry Shandling

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I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people...
Benjamin Franklin

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He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages so...
Robert Anson Heinlein

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To be matter of fact about the world is to blunder into fantasy —...
Alex Kroll

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Getting ideas is like shaving if you don’t do it every day, you’re a...
Roosevelt, Eleanor

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I could not, at any age, be content to take my place by the...
George Smith Patton, Jr.

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Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.
Horace

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To save a man’s life against his will is the same as killing him.
Alice Mackenzie Swaim

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Courage is not the towering oak That sees storms come and go It is...
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