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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Instead of putting a quarter under a kid’s pillow, how about a pinecone That...
The Talmud

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The deeper the sorrow the less tongue it hath.
George Gordon Byron

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They never fail who die in a great cause.
Jim Beggs

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What we say is important for in most cases the mouth speaks what the...
Hilaire Belloc

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When I am dead, I hope it is said, ‘His sins were scarlet, but...
Muhammad Ali

Quote #3119

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It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I just...
Lewis Grizzard

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The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your...
Benjamin Franklin

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How many observe Christ’s birthday How few, his precepts O ’tis easier to keep...
Mickey Mouse

Quote #20861

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
Lao Tzu

Quote #3740

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
He who conquers others is strong He who conquers himself is mighty.
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