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Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.
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Oh, I don’t blame Congress. If I had 600 billion at my disposal, I’d...
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Do not compute the totality of your poultry population until all the manifestations of...
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Your aspirations are your possibilities.
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The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone.
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Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the...
Quote #20568
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
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As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty...
Quote #16309
My opponent called me a cream puff. … Well, I rushed out and got...