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National Lampoon

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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Dorothy Rothschild Parker

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Hell’s afloat in lover’s tears.
John H. Patterson

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An executive is a person who always decides sometimes he decides correctly, but he...
Adam Smith

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The robot is going to lose. Not by much. But when the final score...
Marcel Archard

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Women like silent men. They think they’re listening.
Thomas Fuller

Quote #2081

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Health is not valued till sickness comes.
Menander

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He who labors diligently need never despair for all things are accomplished by diligence...
William Jefferson Clinton

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I have news for the forces of greed and the defenders of the status...
Tom J. Connelly

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He who asks a question may be a fool for five minutes, but he...
Stephen Levine

Quote #15161

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If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you...
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