Quote #8003
History is a pact between the dead, the living, and the yet unborn.
Quote #15005
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.
Quote #5816
A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.
Quote #13528
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #20294
Know’st thou the land where the lemon-trees bloom, Where the gold orange glows in...
Quote #11464
The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants...
Quote #446
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
Quote #13079
Generally when there’s a lot of smoke…there’s just a whole lot more smoke.
Quote #20958
Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them.
Quote #3052
Well, I wouldn’t say I was in the ‘great’ class, but I had a...