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Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the...
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Never get a mime talking. He won’t stop.
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I sometimes think that the saving grace of America lies in the fact that...
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Here’s a rule I recommend Never practice two vices at once.
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Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
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No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his...
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Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I...
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The American sign of civic progress is to tear down the familiar and erect...