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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus’s-flytrap. The flytrap can bite and...
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Fr., I want there to be no peasant in my realm so poor that...
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O would some power the giftie gie us to see ourselves as others see...
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Surfing on the Internet is like sex everyone boasts about doing more than they...
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Flattery is all right so long as you don’t inhale.
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As I was walking among the fires of Hell, delighted with the enjoyments of...
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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
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Isn’t it funny how we’ll look out the window at the moon, and then...
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RICHER THAN GOLDYou may have tangible wealth untoldCaskets of jewels and coffers of gold.Richer...
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We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They...