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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13716

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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have...
Rudyard Kipling

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All we have of freedom — all we use or know — This our...
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The world cannot continue to wage war like physical giants and to seek peace...
Lenny Bruce

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When you are eight years old, nothing is any of your business.
Richard Milhous Nixon

Quote #7266

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The presidency has many problems, but boredom is the least of them.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Quote #3188

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To which the fountain sends forth returns again to the fountain.
Oscar Wilde

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One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Robert Orben

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Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to...
Jim Hightower

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The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13746

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
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