Quote #4074
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
Quote #13383
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn’t like it.
Quote #6449
Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...
Quote #20776
The only cure for grief is action.
Quote #16280
Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.
Quote #16577
Experience is the comb that nature gives us when we are bald.
Quote #14155
Go not for every grief to the physician, nor for every quarrel to the...
Quote #8333
Give me the splendid silent sun with all his beams full-dazzling.
Quote #1647
There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Quote #17201
A proverb is the wisdom of many and the wit of one.