Quote #11700
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #10476
Here’s a rule I recommend Never practice two vices at once.
Quote #10707
The toughest thing about success is that you’ve got to keep on being a...
Quote #13454
What you will do matters. All you need is to do it.
Quote #13851
Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit,...
Quote #2515
Then Bob proposed ‘A Merry Christmas to us all, my dears. God bless us’...
Quote #13053
Nothing is so dangerous as an ignorant friend A wise enemy is worth more.
Quote #3800
When dealing with people, let us remember we are not dealing with creatures of...
Quote #12456
The degradation which characterizes the state into which you plunge him by punishing him...
Quote #12061
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.