Quote #2284
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam I looked...
Quote #5702
The subtlety of nature is greater many times over than the subtlety of the...
Quote #2383
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #14657
Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy.
Quote #20942
Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real.
Quote #731
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
Quote #11077
It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.
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The people to fear are not those who disagree with you, but those who...
Quote #9415
Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits....
Quote #3989
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those...