Quote #18444
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #1226
To be able to practice five things everywhere under heaven constitutes perfect virtue…They are...
Quote #19900
I don’t even butter my bread. I consider that cooking.
Quote #12543
Don’t try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night.
Quote #8123
I read no newspaper now but Ritchie’s, and in that chiefly the advertisements, for...
Quote #5907
Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness it is generally the...
Quote #169
Principal Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty,...
Quote #9606
God bears with the wicked, but not forever.
Quote #8568
Nothing is so bitter that a calm mind cannot find comfort in it.
Quote #15166
The day a person becomes a cynic is the day he loses his youth.