Quote #11631
Everything has got a moral if you can only find it.
Quote #11976
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #7236
The memory of that scene for me is like a frame of film forever...
Quote #7050
If we don’t change, we don’t grow. If we don’t grow, we aren’t really...
Quote #19946
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #6024
Crime is naught but misdirected energy.
Quote #17189
Taste is not only a part and index of morality, it is the only...
Quote #463
We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume...
Quote #15794
You can’t put a Band-Aid on every boo-boo you’ve made some just need time...
Quote #12734
Infinite patience brings immediate results.