Quote #9744
My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so...
Quote #1361
Winning is a habit. Unfortuantely, so is losing.
Quote #16086
No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant.
Quote #14853
All of his saves have come in relief appearances
Quote #21176
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Quote #13364
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.
Quote #8405
The years as they pass plunder us of one thing after another.
Quote #1676
Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessaries.
Quote #7688
Art, like morality, consists of drawing the line somewhere.
Quote #7840
Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.