Quote #9673
I say that good painters imitated nature but that bad ones vomited it.
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Humility must always be the portion of any man who receives acclaim earned in...
Quote #10768
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #16389
Remember that life is not measured in hours but in accomplishments.
Quote #8272
The 2nd amendment was never intended to allow private citizens to ‘keep and bear...
Quote #16565
All sunshine makes a desert.
Quote #17812
I love her and she loves me, and we hate each other with a...
Quote #12350
The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.
Quote #12061
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #20292
It is not enough to have knowledge, one must also apply it. It is...