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Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
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I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years...
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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled...
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The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...
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If we can … get them to understand that saying ‘no’ to drugs is...
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Happiness is not a reward-it is a consequence. Suffering is not a punishment-it is...
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Don’t ever let anyone steal your dreams.
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The prospect of success in achieving our most cherished dream is not without its...
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If one feels the need of something grand, something infinite, something that makes one...