Quote #15134
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #17198
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #9658
The more thou stir it, the worse it will be.
Quote #17969
You don’t tell deliberate lies, but sometimes you have to be evasive.
Quote #5629
Our task is not to fix the blame for the past, but to fix...
Quote #13349
Humans always have fear of an unknown situation — this is normal. The important...
Quote #7674
Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must...
Quote #9693
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. The...
Quote #6730
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
Quote #19784
It shouldn’t be too much of a surprise that the Internet has evolved into...