Quote #6147
I am a student. Please do not fold, spindle, or mutilate me.
Quote #8905
Playing football in the morning is like eating cabbage for breakfast.
Quote #20473
Never bear more than one trouble at a time. Some people bear three kinds...
Quote #8590
He that visits the sick in hopes of a legacy, but is never so...
Quote #12582
The lover says How beautiful you are, now that you love me.
Quote #11398
I mean to live my life an obedient man, but obedient to God, subservient...
Quote #12078
I sure hope you’re staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.
Quote #5076
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
Quote #1992
Sometime they’ll give a war and nobody will come.
Quote #21210
You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you...