Quote #6970
We rarely confide in those who are better than we are.
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There aren’t any embarrassing questions–just embarrassing answers.
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to...
Quote #5779
I’d rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are because a could-be...
Quote #17246
Living up to basic ethical standards in the classroom-discipline, tolerance, honesty-is one of the...
Quote #5264
Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not...
Quote #2202
Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.
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The gun lobby finds waiting periods inconvenient. You have only to ask my husband...
Quote #19071
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #2076
The grave is the general meeting place.