Quote #3419
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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It is good to have money and the things that money can buy, but...
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There’s a sucker born every minute.
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When thou seest an eagle, thou seest a portion of genius lift up thy...
Quote #18978
Life just isn’t worth living unless you’re willing to take some big chances and...
Quote #3928
To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
Quote #1735
Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but...
Quote #21059
It’s funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other...
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Literature is the human activity that takes the fullest and most precise account of...
Quote #7472
Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes…just be an illusion.