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My wife is a light eater … as soon as it’s light, she starts...
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Faithful are the wounds of a friend but the kisses of an enemy are...
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The path to our destination is not always a straight one. We go down...
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I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
Quote #4759
The lawyer’s truth is not Truth, but consistency or a consistent expediency.
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Life beats down and crushes the soul and art reminds you that you have...
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
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Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
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Genius is one of the many forms of insanity.
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Truth always originates in a minority of one, and every custom begins as a...