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You can have anything you want if you want it desperately enough. You must...
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What is a country without rabbits and partridges They are among the most simple...
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I am an old man, but in many senses a very young man. And...
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The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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I’ve never looked forward to a birthday like I’m looking forward to my new...
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He has the deed half done who has made a beginning.
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Ted What about Brett Fav… ruh
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If American men are obsessed with money, American women are obsessed with weight. The...
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One of the great attractions of patriotism — it fulfills our worst wishes. In...