Quote #8328
Do I contradict myself Very well then I contradict myself,
Quote #10954
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Quote #20333
The squeaking wheel doesn’t always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.
Quote #2376
There are certain persons for whom pure Truth is a poison.
Quote #9129
Enjoy yourself. It’s later than you think.
Quote #12351
There is no nonsense so gross that society will not, at some time, make...
Quote #9665
That’s the nature of women not to love when we love them, and to...
Quote #4429
People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway.
Quote #2998
Next to knowing when to seize an opportunity, the most important thing in life...
Quote #15998
My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.