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The trouble with facts is that there are so many of them.
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Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire.
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If you’re not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don’t want to go there.
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Beliefs are what divide people. Doubt unites them.
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The eternal silence of these infinite spaces fills me with dread.