Quote #18806
It’s what you learn after you know it all that counts.
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Nixon is a shifty-eyed goddamn liar. . . . .He’s one of the few...
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Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if...
Quote #11728
Learn and think imperially.
Quote #327
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Quote #13553
You did touch me but didn’t feel my pain.
Quote #19891
A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for...
Quote #3295
Why doesn’t DOS ever say ‘EXCELLENT command or filename’
Quote #2248
It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion...
Quote #2284
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam I looked...