Quote #14721
The reflections on a day well spent furnish us with joys more pleasing than...
Quote #7481
Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.
Quote #1748
The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts...
Quote #13445
People who’ve had happy childhoods are wonderful, but they’re bland An unhappy childhood compels...
Quote #18864
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.
Quote #3413
We are all here for a spell get all the good laughs you can.
Quote #6845
You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But...
Quote #307
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I...
Quote #20853
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #18625
Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.