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Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
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We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as...
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They think to little who talk to much.
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None of us are responsible for all the things that happen to us, but...
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All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
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In my day, we didn’t have self-esteem, we had self-respect, and no more of...
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The children despise their parents until the age of 40, when they suddenly become...
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Myself when young did eagerly frequent Doctor and Saint, and heard great Argument About...
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Political image is like mixing cement. When it’s wet, you can move it around...
Quote #4612
Short is the joy that guilty pleasure brings.