Quote #9214
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure...
Quote #592
If there is any period one would desire to be born in, is it...
Quote #2356
Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines
Quote #242
Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or to...
Quote #13057
What we call happiness in the strictest sense comes from the (preferably sudden) satisfaction...
Quote #21442
Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
Quote #15045
It’s not Jerusalem, It’s not Baghdad. It’s not Bolivia. It’s Oklahoma.
Quote #2902
Society has always seemed to demand a little more from human beings than it...
Quote #14151
You must lose a fly to catch a trout.
Quote #10064
Watch out for the fellow who talks about putting things in order Putting things...