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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
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When the political columnists say ‘Every thinking man’ they mean themselves, and when candidates...
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I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl...
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No man is exempt from saying silly things the mischief is to say them...
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There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.
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There are two motives for reading a book one, that you enjoy it the...
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Dr. Evil You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have...
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There is no vice so simple but assumes some mark of virtue on his...
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If all the world’s a stage, then where is the audience sitting
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Dwell not upon thy weariness, thy strength shall be according to the measure of...