Quote #3419
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #12871
Millions long for immortality who don’t know what to do with themselves on a...
Quote #8162
An apology for the devil it must be remembered that we have heard only...
Quote #14007
Most of us have been taught about the need to appropriate by faith what...
Quote #17513
If I had thought about it, I wouldn’t have done the experiment. The literature...
Quote #18248
It’s not the burdens of everyday that drive men mad. It is the regret...
Quote #9878
If you don’t know where you’re going, you’ll end up somewhere else.
Quote #3970
The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas.
Quote #6161
The founding fathers in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural strain on...
Quote #2290
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.