Quote #21307
The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has...
Quote #10768
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #14761
Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no...
Quote #12587
Without tenderness, a man is uninteresting.
Quote #2326
Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask...
Quote #2668
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you’re dead.
Quote #2255
It is impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still carry a tune.
Quote #10680
We don’t need more assault rifles on our streets right now.
Quote #13337
Knowledge, the object of knowledge and the knower are the three factors which motivate...
Quote #20422
All phone calls are obscene.