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I’m not addicted to nicotine, so why do I have to participate in your...
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The pessimist complains about the wind the optimist expects it to change the realist...
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I keep the subject of my inquiry constantly before me, and wait till the...
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I don’t even know what street Canada is on.
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Like winds and sunsets, wild things were taken for granted until progress began to...
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I am a great believer in luck. The harder I work the more of...
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My freedom will be so much the greater and more meaningful the more narrowly...
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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If this is coffee, please bring me some tea but if this is tea,...
Quote #5780
Laughter is an instant vacation