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The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts, therefore guard...
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If you listen you will hear If you look you will see If you...
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A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
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You may laugh at a friend’s roof don’t laugh at his sleeping accomodation.
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I swear to the LordI still can’t seeWhy Democracy meansEverybody but me.
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I have seen the future and it doesn’t work.
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I wish I could give you a lot of advice, based on my experience...
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I improve on misquotation.
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His intelligence seized on a subject, his genius embraced it, his eloquence illuminated it.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...