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He who knows others is wise.He who knows himself is enlightened.
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate...
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There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in...
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I don’t wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be...
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Do not trust the horse, Trojans Whatever it is, I fear the Greeks, even...
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If the grandfather of the grandfather of Jesus had known what was hidden within...
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The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5’7, it...
Quote #20865
When a thing is done, it’s done. Don’t look back. Look forward to your...
Quote #5620
You never know what’s hit you. A gunshot is the perfect way. (When asked...