Quote #19071
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no...
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A Haiku is just like a normal American poem except that it doesn’t rhyme...
Quote #5037
We all dream we do not understand our dreams, yet we act as if...
Quote #585
When it is darkest, men see the stars.
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If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out...
Quote #15054
Life, we learn too late, is in the living, the tissue of every day...
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In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it...
Quote #1843
If liberty and equality, as is thought by some are chiefly to be found...
Quote #14822
Asking to meet with Italian businessmen instead of government officials. I want to talk...