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I consider being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one...
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Peace cannot be achieved through violence, it can only be attained through understanding.
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It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
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The phrases that men hear or repeat continually, end by becoming convictions and ossify...