Quote #12828
A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
Quote #19328
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me...
Quote #18448
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
Quote #2676
Don’t let the bastards grind you down.
Quote #15384
Sanity is a small price to pay for happiness.
Quote #1832
Of all the varieties of virtues, liberalism is the most beloved.
Quote #21726
Behold the man.
Quote #10621
Try everything once except incest and folk dancing.
Quote #14528
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Quote #20309
A noble person attracts noble people, and knows how to hold on to them.