Quote #5024
Grow old along with me The best is yet to be, The last of...
Quote #6962
The temptation shared by all forms of intelligence cynicism.
Quote #17151
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #12752
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Quote #8496
All men are prepared to accomplish the incredible if their ideals are threatened.
Quote #5097
It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he...
Quote #15743
You can’t leave footprints in the sands of time if you’re sitting on your...
Quote #1355
The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength,...
Quote #17629
There are only two ways of telling the complete truth–anonymously and posthumously.
Quote #18719
If you don’t know where you are going. How can you expect to get...