Quote #13528
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #1039
To judge wisely, we must know how things appear to the unwise.
Quote #4512
If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I...
Quote #2195
Maturity is the ability to do a job whether or not you are supervised,...
Quote #12892
The Kennedy organization doesn’t run, it purrs.
Quote #11172
I used to envy kids who had an old-fashioned Grandpa. Not any more. I’ve...
Quote #1255
Do not use a cannon to kill a mosquito.
Quote #19510
It was a dark and stormy night the rain fell in torrents–except at occasional...
Quote #12090
Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.
Quote #16820
Now my innocence begins to weigh me down.