Quote #21810
There are too many people, and too few human beings.
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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their...
Quote #17244
We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children Well,...
Quote #17198
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #18950
He who consistently plans each day will journey successfully through all of life’s years.
Quote #6997
When elephants fight, it is the grass who suffers.
Quote #9490
Blessed is the man that endureth temptation for when he is tried, he shall...
Quote #18539
Everyone knows that a man can always marry even if he reaches 102, is...
Quote #16103
The Unexpected always comes at the most awkward times.
Quote #15357
Your grandchildren will likely find it incredible – or even sinful – that you...