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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13628

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward...
Seneca

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Dangerous is wrath concealed. Hatred proclaimed doth lose its chance of wreaking vengeance.
George Gordon Byron

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Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure men love in haste but they...
Jay Leno

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13834

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was...
Child Age 13

Quote #11836

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
John Dewey

Quote #9537

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination.
Augustus Hare

Quote #13966

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Half the failures of this world arise from pulling in one’s horse as he...
Aesop

Quote #5471

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.
Epictetus

Quote #6808

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as...
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